Horror Date #6 – The Friend of a Friend

Posted by: admin on: August 30, 2010

What was your horror date like?

I’m not sure I would call this a horror story, but it certainly was my worst date ever (and I’d rather eat glass than relive it).

He was a co-worker of a friend. And for some reason, she wanted to us to meet and go out. Which we did.  To dinner.  BIG MISTAKE.  He was a total douchebag.  The type of guy who told a lot of stories that started with, “we were so wasted..”.   And I was trapped for hours during our very long meal. Veeery long meal.

He chose the restaurant and then proceeded to order several courses.  And I couldn’t leave early.  He was a friend of a friend and I felt obligated to grin and bear it.  Even as he got drunk(er) and loud(er) and even less pleasant.  I just smiled and pretended everything was fine.

Man, that sucks! Where were you?

Ugh.  He chose this incredibly pretentious, overpriced restaurant.  And I insisted on paying half the bill (I have no idea why).  So another bad thing about the date, I was out something like $70.

How did you feel once it was over?

Afterwards, I was seriously annoyed.  At him for being such a jerk.  At my friend for setting me up with him.  And with myself for not DOING SOMETHING (Leaving or telling him off or something. Anything.).

Did you at least get a good laugh out of it?

I’m not sure how funny this is, even in hindsight, but… we’d met briefly a couple weeks before the date to check each other out.  I thought he was cute.

But the night of our date he showed up looking completely different.  He’d bleached his hair and cut it really, really short. He thought it looked cool. I thought he looked ridiculous.

What did this date teach you?

OMG, this is the date that caused me to create my “no dinner on the first date” rule.

I will never, ever allow myself to get trapped at a dinner table with someone I barely know again.  That dinner probably lasted about 2 ½ hours, but it felt like month.  Also, I’m much more cautious now about friends setting me up.  I’m still open to it.  But I need a lot more information about the guy, in advance.

People are always trashing online dating, which I’ve done quite a bit of.  Same with speed dating.  But my worst date ever was with a friend of a friend, who I’d met before.  And my best date ever was with someone I met online.  There is no good way or bad way to meet someone new.

Simone Grant is the blogger of  Sex, Lies, & Dating in the City.

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Dating Tips From a Single Dad

Posted by: admin on: August 26, 2010

I’ve been divorced ten years, and in that time I’ve had a few girlfriends, several lovers, and gone on tons of first dates. As a single dad, I made it a point to keep my kids off of a dating roller coaster. As such, my children only met two women I dated.

In retrospect, I did some things right when I was dating, I made some mistakes, and I learned some good lessons along the way.

1) Don’t expect online dating to work miracles.

Any savvy online dater already knows, online dating is merely a tool for meeting people. As such, if you make a checkboxed list of “must haves”, and aren’t willing to look at anyone outside of your search criteria, you probably won’t find the woman of your dreams. Same as they won’t find you! On the other hand, if you look for someone who you’d enjoy sharing an experience with, you’ll give yourself the opportunity to connect in real life. And connecting in real life is where sparks can fly. Not to pick on any one dating site, but this is why I’m happy my match online subscription has ended. I still date online, but I now prefer a quick and dirty approach. Interact online briefly, like through speed dating, then meet!

2)  Keep your kids out of it.

I was careful to only introduce my kids to women when I was in a significant relationship. Kids’ emotions attach easily to whoever you bring into their lives. If you bring someone around, then push them away, it can be hard on your offspring. Your children are already processing your divorce. Why make them process your dating relations, too? My kids met two of my girlfriends, both of whom I felt there was marriage potential.

3) That said, let your kids see your relationships.

While you don’t want your kids on a dating roller coaster, you also don’t have to keep them hermetically sealed. Kids should know what it looks like for two people to be in love. Especially since a loving relationship isn’t always chocolate and roses. Sometimes it’s figuring out how to compromise when you don’t see eye to eye. Model a loving adult relationship for your kids. If you don’t, TV and movies will.

4) If you just want a lover, consider an older man younger woman relationship.

This tip will get me in hot water, I know. But whatever. It’s based on my real life experience. And while I don’t mean to generalize, I have seen dating patterns. In general: women in their 30s are looking for marriage and kids and family, women in their 40s already have families and want a partner to blend in by their rules, women in their 50s are staring at an empty nest and want a partner for travel. Women in their late 20s, on the other hand, don’t want anything except to gain new life experiences, and many of them love an older man.

5) Have fun!

Why date if you’re not enjoying yourself? Don’t look for a woman to make you happy. Be happy and grateful for all that’s in your life already, and you’ll attract exactly the right woman for you at this time in your life. Or at least try to get some sexy and funny dating stories out of it.

Don’t forget – there are a lot of great reasons to date a single dad. Many of us are responsible, stable, nurturing, and damn good cooks. And if you’re a single dad on the dating scene, know that there are women who appreciate all you have to offer.

So put yourself out there, and have fun.

David Mott is a single parent blogger at Dad’s House

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Expectations of Online Dating After 40

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

In the world of midlife online dating, you have to “stack the deck in your favor,” according to the Dating Goddess, an authority on dating after 40. This means that you have to understand how the online dating game works.

She’s heard many stories of people getting legitimately mad or hurt when they get winked or messaged at, and don’t hear from that person ever again. “You can’t take those things personally,” she says.

She should know, she’s taken advantage of living life after 40 (and after a divorce) and has dated 103 men since then. She met 95% of these men online first. This is what she considers “hands-on research” for her blog and her book, “Winning at the Online Dating Game: Stack the Deck in Your Favor.”

In her experiences in online dating, she’s learned that you have to define your idea of a “successful relationship.” Many people go into it determined to meet “the one,” which makes it hard to enjoy the actual process of dating.

She’s had some boyfriends through online dating, and although she hasn’t met the one yet, she feels successful. “I define online dating like I define life,” she said. “I want to love, laugh, have interesting encounters, and just enjoy myself!”

Online dating has become increasingly popular for midlife daters in the past few years. She attributes it to online dating no longer having the stigma it had 5 or 10 years ago.

Simultaneously, people are getting divorced more, they are in better shape, and have more zest for life. “20 or 30 years ago, being 50 or 60 meant you didn’t see much life ahead of you, but these days those people are seeing 40 more years to go!,” she said.

With the increase in online dating, the world of midlife dating is inevitably changing. You can see a snapshot of your date online before you commit too much time meeting with them. The Dating Goddess says a great part is that you get to see what options are out there. More importantly, “you can see who’s single instantly (aside from those who lie on their profile),” she said.

Giving people a chance to see a snapshot of you online means there are changes in how to best present yourself. The Dating Goddess is stumped as to why people don’t choose better photos. She describes writing your profile and choosing the right photo as a “marketing job, where your goal is to present yourself in the best light.” After all, you only have seconds to make a good impression!

The Dating Goddess is the author of the Adventures in Delicious Dating After 40™ book series. She also has a blog.

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Horror Date #5 – Shellfishing For Love

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

I am a big proponent of cooking dates.

You save money skipping the restaurants, there’s never an awkward invitation in post-date, and if things go well, you become dessert. This is not one of those success stories.

Three years ago I was on a singles tour after a four-year relationship. My long dormant “Cook To Bang” method was dusted off and honed to a sharp point.

I met Alison (not her real name) at a friend’s Thanksgiving. She laughed at my stupid jokes and cracked a few of her own. Naturally, we exchanged digits.

I waited the perfunctory two days to set a date. Usually I do a drinks or coffee date so my date realizes I’m no serial killer. Since we shared mutual friends, Alison had no reservations about coming over to my house for a first date.

I wanted to wow this girl so I made a cioppino (Italian-style bouillabaisse) from scratch with salmon and haddock. Alison and I shared the Chardonnay she brought and nibbled on cheese and crackers. The vibe was sizzling. The night simmered with promise.

And the cioppino did wow her going down. The flavor reminded her of studying abroad in Italy. Love was in the air. We shared our first kiss before I even served dessert. …But then all hell broke loose.

At first she felt itchy, first her mouth, then her face, and soon her whole body. Our lips were locked when her throat closed up. She gasped for air. This was not how I hoped to take her breath away.

Then her face turned beet red and swelled up like a blonde Incredible Hulk. Through wheezes, she asked if there was shellfish in the soup. I had used a homemade broth made from shrimp shells.

I rushed her to the hospital, running red lights and apologizing the whole way. I was convinced I killed the first girl I was into after years off the market. The doctors took over, pumped her stomach, and kept her overnight.

Alison called me the next day, alive, but embarrassed beyond belief. We met for coffee later in the week so I could return her scarf left behind in the mad hospital dash. Any vibe was now Dead On Arrival.

I learned an invaluable lesson of dating: know your date’s dietary preferences and restrictions. Whether they be religious, health-related, or downright fatal, abide. Always abide.

Spencer Walker is the author of the book and blog, “Cook to Bang.”

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SpeedDate Mentioned in TIME Article

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

We were featured in a TIME article on “Speed Plating.”

It’s a really interesting take on the idea of speed dating…would you try it?

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Horror Date #4 – Awkward Cocktail Party

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

So, what happened?

A very handsome guy – we’ll call him Jake – invited me to go to a cocktail party with him. Jake was brainy and charming and from a family who summered in the same mountain range as mine did. I was really into him, even though I knew he had an “ex-wife.”

We show up at the cocktail party together and are laughing and chatting. Over comes a lady, introduced as Rachel. I got the weirdest vibe from her. She grilled me about random aspects of my life – where I lived, did I like living there, how long was my commute, if she moved there how long would her commute be.

It was odd and uncomfortable enough that I remember thinking, “What is this woman’s problem with me!” The whole evening I felt like she was giving me the stink eye. But maybe I was crazy and paranoid.

Nope. I found out later – she was his ex-wife. Or, soon-to-be ex-wife.

Yikes, awkward! How did you feel?

During the time she was grilling me I felt mystified – but also crazy and paranoid. I knew there was some kind of weird subtext but I thought it was my fault.

Afterwards – Jake told me that woman was his ex-wife – I felt kind of stupid. Even though Jake and I went on to have a nice dinner, I still felt like I had been invited there to be “shown off” somehow.

But I didn’t feel embarrassed. I felt like I had handled myself well and had been easy-going, so, no harm no foul.

Did you laugh about it later?

Yeah. The funniest thing about the date was standing there being grilled and thinking – WHY does this woman care so much????? It was funny in retrospect.

What did this teach you about dating?

I learned that sometimes the ex-wife is the soon-to-be ex-wife and that oftentimes the soon-to-be ex-wife is still around…

Also, this experience taught me that subtle clues or the subtleties you pick up on often are REAL. But sometimes you don’t know what’s really going on until later. Keep your cool!

Got advice for other daters in this situation?

Just be pleasant and easy going and friendly. The psychodrama (in this case) was between two other people and I had nothing to do with it – I was just an inadvertent bystander. Best not to get involved.

Rebecca Wiegand is the other half of WTF Is Up With My Love Life?

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Horror Date #3: The Road to Nowhere

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

About two years ago, a good friend set me up with her friend from college. But she didn’t ask me or tell me anything about him! She simply decided that I had been single for too long and gave him my email address, and he emailed me and invited me to one of his favorite band’s concerts. The email seemed nice and normal, and I generally try to be open-minded about guys, so I agreed.

He picked me up in his car on the night of the concert, and only then did I find out that the show was two hours away!

We talked for the whole car ride over and, despite not having any real chemistry (which became apparent immediately), we got through most of the getting-to-know-you conversation. It was a little awkward, but we made the best of it.

We finally got to the concert, and it lasted FOREVER. It was also really loud and totally packed, so I couldn’t hear anything that he was saying. I was constantly getting pushed around by strangers. By the time it was over, we were both exhausted and ready to go home.

But then we had to endure another two hour car ride! It was 1am at this point, and we had totally run out of things to talk about and were too worn out to think of much to say.

I like to think that I can usually keep a conversation going, but I was totally out of ideas. And to make matters worse, his car radio was broken, so we couldn’t even listen to music.

We spent almost all of the two hours sitting in silence and looking out the window. It was painful!

He ended up texting me the next morning and saying that he’d had a good time (?!). I was nice but short in my response.

I told my friend that he was sweet, but that we didn’t have enough chemistry to continue hanging out.

However, he emailed me a week later inviting me to dinner, and even though I turned him down (again, nicely!), he still checks in with me every couple of months via email and Facebook to see if I want to hang out…and I STILL can’t think of anything to say to him :)

We asked Jessica what she had learned from her painfully long horror date. “You should probably limit the length of your first hangout to an hour or so,” she said. “If it’s going well, you can always extend the date.”

She also learned a lesson or two about the world of dating. “This date really solidified my belief that traditional dating is no longer the primary – or the best or most effective – path to relationships and love these days,” she said.

Jessica Massa is the founder of “WTF IS Up With My Love Life?” a multimedia project dedicated to dating in a post-dating world.

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Hi, I’m Date Girl and the lovely folks at Speeddate.com have asked me to share with you all the story of how I met my fiance Match. As my wedding day fast approaches, I can’t help but look back at where it all started, two years ago.

After months of being single and playing the field, I decided I was finally ready to date someone seriously. I was so tired of the game playing and all of the other crap that goes along with dating. Through the encouragement of a few friends, I decided to try online dating, where it seemed people were trying to find their right one, instead of their right now.

I signed up on a Sunday night on a whim, and by Monday I was already discouraged. It was a 3 day trial so I decided I’d give it the final day and then I’d just delete my profile. I was getting messages from old guys, or super shy guys. For as nice as they were, I just don’t want to date any more shy men. I want an outgoing guy who can carry on a conversation.

Tuesday rolled around, and I got a message in my inbox. He said, “wow you seem like an incredible girl  . I like what you had to say in your profile and i would love to chat sometime. If you are interested let me know. if not that is fine too. either way I hope you enjoy the beautiful weather.

There was something so nice about that simple paragraph, so I clicked on his profile. I was greeted with a picture of a Greek god. It was a guy with his shirt off, exposing his incredibly sculpted shirtless chest. I was kind of turned off by the fact that it was his main picture, but I looked at the others he had posted. He had a really cute face, with a contagious smile.

His pictures were silly, he even had one where he was wearing mini short shorts and a wig. His profile was so similar to mine I couldn’t believe it. We had even worded some sentences the same. I messaged him back, and right away he replied. We exchanged screen names and started talking online.

Before I knew it we’d talked the afternoon away and we’d exchanged cell numbers. There was just something different about him; he was so easy to talk to and the conversations just flowed. As I drove home from work he called.

Wednesday was a repeat of Tuesday, with enthusiastic instant messages and witty banter flying across the internet. We decided we should meet, and made plans to go on a date for Friday. I told him I was going to my usual karaoke spot that night, and he had plans to hang with friends at a local pub.

I got out to the karaoke spot and I was in a great mood. I just couldn’t stop smiling and I found myself replaying my conversations with Match Guy in my head all evening. I had just finished a song and sat down next to a karaoke buddy of mine when I got a text from Match.

He asked how karaoke was going and said he was bored and didn’t feel like going home yet. I don’t know if it was the slight buzz I had or just instinct, but I invited him to come out. I figured it was a well populated place, with people I knew, and it was safe. What better place to meet a guy than this?

It was also casual and non threatening for him, instead of a dinner. He showed up right when I was rocking the mic to “I’m Just a Girl” by No Doubt. I saw him in the doorway out of the corner of my eye and I knew right away it was him. He looked better than he did in the pictures which was saying a lot!

It was so easy, right away I felt like we already knew each other. We found a corner in the lounge and sat really close together talking and joking around as if we were old friends. Everything was so comfortable, and I didn’t feel at all hesitant or shy like I typically would on a first date. I was just myself and didn’t try to be someone I wasn’t just to impress him. I was just me.

When I got home, Match texted me that the night was a tease because now he has to wait all the way till Friday to meet me. I couldn’t believe this gorgeous, funny guy was saying this stuff about me. I went to sleep with the biggest smile on my face.

We were pretty much inseparable after that. We went on our first official date the next day, and by the next week we were an official couple. When my friends met him they said they just knew there was something special about him. He proposed a year and a half later, and we’re getting married in September.

Before I met Match I was lonely, bitter and so sick of the dating game. I almost didn’t take the risk and put myself out there. Imagine what I would have been missing if I hadn’t gone online! Here we are two years later, and I’ve never been happier in my life. He is my best friend and my other half.

We asked Date Girl what advice she had for our readers. “The best dating advice I can give is to put yourself out there,” she said. “Don’t be afraid to take that risk and get to know someone. Be yourself on your date and drop the game playing. You never know when you could be meeting your very own Match : ).”

Date Girl is the blogger of “Date Girl Diaries.”

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Horror Date #2: The Wrong Delivery

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

It’s cliche, I know, but I had a major crush on my UPS man for more than two years. Eventually, I moved  away, but I didn’t forget about him. Being the researcher I am, I tracked him down (I had asked for his email a while back)…and long story short, we made a dinner date.

We had a great dinner in NYC — with lots of laughter and catching up — and hours later, we were holding hands on a park bench. A mosquito buzzed around his ear, annoying him. I shivered.

“Let’s sit in the car?” he asked.

He was still holding my hand, but instead of opening my car door, he leaned up against the car.

“Come here,” he said, and I was leaning against him.

We kissed, cautiously. Then we paused. I took a deep breath.

Then, his phone buzzed. I could feel it in his pocket. He seemed uneasy.

This was the moment I’d fantasized about over and over. Well, except for the phone. It was real. Or unreal.

“It’s cold,” he said. “Let’s get in the car.”

He bent over the cup holder. I met him in the middle. This is where he really kissed me, gently and unhurried.

Then his phone buzzed again.

If he’d looked at his phone, and ignored it, I would have let it go. But he let go of my knee and looked at his phone. He was focused on reading his text message.

“Excuse me,” he said. Then he turned away from me and started to type.

I looked at the clock on my phone–It was 1 a.m. If you think I was getting turned off, you’re right.

“Who’s that?” I said, teasing him.

“My young lady friend,” he said, still typing.

“Your young lady friend?”

Go ahead and think that I was jealous. But I wasn’t. Really. Instead, I felt like he was being disrespectful. Rude, in fact.

Of course, he had a young lady friend. But did he really have to sort this out in the middle of our kiss?

“I’m not tied to anyone,” he said.

And I wasn’t either. I said good night and got out of the car.

We asked Rachel what she had learned from her horror date as a single parent: “When you’re dating as a single parent, the stakes are very high,” she said. “This is NOT just about you anymore. Hopefully, this will make you smarter and more perceptive. Those red flags will be waving right in front of your eyes, and hopefully you’ll walk the other way.”

Rachel Sarah founded the award-winning blog, Single Mom Seeking, as well as Singlemommyhood.com, an advice blog with Dr. Leah, a psychologist in New York.

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Horror Date #1: Runs in With the Law

Posted by: admin on: August 23, 2010

Imagine you’re on a date and things are going really great, until your stomach decides to turn on you–literally.

One night, Jazz Stanton was chilling at her date’s house with him and his friends. Out of politeness, Jazz partook in drinking some Corona with them. Corona wasn’t really her drink; she preferred tequila.

At first she felt fine, even after 2 Coronas. But after 3 beers, her stomach started feeling funny. By the time beer #4 came around, Jazz knew she was in trouble.

She describes it as: “Bubble Guts: The undeniable feeling of uneasiness that comes about after you have consumed something unfavorable. Usually, inevitably followed by the ‘Power S**t.”

Jazz refused to go relieve herself in his house. She knew that he, as with many men, was in denial that women actually poop.

Rather than embarrass herself on her date, she decided to duck out quick. She told him she had to go home due to a migraine (smart girl!).

Unfortunately for Jazz, the story doesn’t end here. On her speedy way home, thinking she was almost in the clear, she got pulled over by a cop. Great!

She pleaded with the cop that she needed to get to a bathroom, STAT. The cop, suspicious of her anxiousness, poked his head inside her car. Realizing, or rather, smelling that was was being truthful, he directed her to the nearest exit and let her go without a ticket.

Jazz eventually made it home, in the nick of time.

When her date called later that night to check on her, she decided to keep the nasty details to herself.

Looking back on her horror date, Jazz laughs it off. “I am a really silly person and I don’t take myself too seriously, so I can now laugh at this whole situation, but at the time, it was a five alarm emergency!” she said.

She also advises people on a date to bring mylanta chewables just in case, and stay away from food or drink that is questionable.

What else have we learned from Jazz’s story? When it hits, find a way to split!

Jazz Stanton is the blogger of Date Experiment

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